Wednesday, December 19, 2012

                                              Doomsday :  December 21. 2012

                   I have been in twelve Hurricaines , Two Earthquakes and four tornadoes. Hurricaine Francis lasted for three days , it was a " Tornado Caine ", it packed winds of 135 MPH. This was the worst Hurricaine I have experienced , because it was so long and Loud ! Prolonged Loud ringing and a noise that sounded like a "Freight Train " over the house was eerie.
                   My Garage was always filled with Spring water because you can't drink the water at Sea level and I was in South Florida. I filled my car up with Gas before the storm , filled Ziploc bags Halfway with water and froze them to save my food from the imminent power outage. I had emergency flashlights and brought in my solar lights. I had no - perishable foods and ate bad stuff like Fritos and Milano cookies here and there .
                      Marshall Law was declared ! During Marshall Law you are ordered to stay in your house. The National Guard is outside with Machine Guns.
                       Doomsday Preppers take note : People can't go outside, if they do the National Guard can shoot them on sight.
                         Doomsday Preppers out their with Guns because they missed the Memo will be intercepted or worse by the National Guard !
                         Prepper suppliers will have left in their Private Jet before any Natural Disaster and will Hunker Down at the Ritz Carlton , Sipping Crystal Champagne and scooping Caviar in their Mouth's Before Their Kobe Steal and 4 lb Lobster arrive .
                          Prepper Suppliers are the New Billionaire's thanks to the Paranoid they are Raking in Endless money , with very low overhead .
 Natural Disasters have always and will always happen . Just like Snake oil Salesman have always been around Prepper suppliers show some Video's to scare people into spending on their websites.
How many people have wasted time money and thought on Doomsday Prepping ? too many.

      

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